I have ranted and raved about how infuriatingly stupid and inane the majority of Facebook statuses are. Grammatically incorrect, boring and unintelligent, statuses of this calibre definitely feature on my list of things-to-eradicate-from-this-earth. How might I go about doing this? Frankly, I haven’t a clue! But I have just created a ‘Free Page Numbers’ Facebook page and plan to spread my grammatically correct roots from there!